Being friends with a giant
Is my greatest fear
Especially if the big man has diarrhea.
He may be a big friendly fella
But I have to stand under an umbrella.
Its no fun, I can tell you
Being washed away in a river of poo.
I am scared of drowning in a big smelly stink
So I ask you all to carefully think,
If your friend is a giant, don’t think its funny
To invite him to tea and feed him spicy curry.