Dog Humour – If Dogs Could Talk… | Bookosmia

If dogs could talk, cry and joke, that would be

surprising for all human folk.

A shout over here, a scream over there,

Can anyone tell me how life would be fair?

Life would be a total disaster, that is clear,

Then even God can’t tell me, there is nothing to fear.

Another cup of coffee please,

Achoo! take me to the vet, I have a disease.

No more howls, no more cries, just tell me

straight that you ate my fries.

I’m sure after all of this,

barking dogs, we will miss.