If dogs could talk, cry and joke, that would be
surprising for all human folk.
A shout over here, a scream over there,
Can anyone tell me how life would be fair?
Life would be a total disaster, that is clear,
Then even God can’t tell me, there is nothing to fear.
Another cup of coffee please,
Achoo! take me to the vet, I have a disease.
No more howls, no more cries, just tell me
straight that you ate my fries.
I’m sure after all of this,
barking dogs, we will miss.