Limericks – From Fat Cats To Brown Bears | Bookosmia
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There was a young man from Greece
Who found a bug in his stew.
Said the waiter, “ Don’t shout and wave it about
Or the rest will be wanting one too.”
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There once was a king from Spain
Who liked to dance in the rain
He got wet and caught a bad flu
So never went out there again.
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My favorite animal is the cat
But he is very fat
I wish I could have a furry bunny
Who is very funny
And who loves to sleep on a mat.
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There was a small child named Gain
Who loved to get wet in the rain
He played with the beach ball
But had a big fall
And his clothes got a muddy stain.
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There was a king from Spain
Who had a smart brain
He showed his tricks
But got hurt by bricks
And left by a long train.
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There was once a brown bear named boo
Who had cough and flu
He went to a doctor
Who gave him a pill
Reached his home
Which was on a hill
Soon, he felt as fine as you.
