Ode to a pen | Funny Poem by 13 year old from Kolkata

Save me, oh dearest pen!

For I am in the lion’s den,

I have a test today,

I am going to fail anyway!

“Study” you chide and say,

Well that would work if I had a day!

All I have is about an hour,

Oh, how stupid you are!

You have always saved me,

Made sure I never got an E or D,

Do it once more pen,

I shall be grateful to you then

Oh, my dearest,

You have saved me today

How do I

For this heroic act repay?